(Letter to the Editor - Photo Illustration - MetroCreativeConnection)

What I don’t understand is, why wasn’t Jesus more like Trump?

When Christ threw out the money changers from the Temple he missed a great opportunity. He should have worked with them to sell his brand new gold sandals. For thirty pieces of silver, you too could walk on water.

In all of his travels he had numerous lady followers but Jesus just worried about their eternal souls. If he had been more like Trump, he would had been married two or three times and one of them being Samaritan.

The biggest lost opportunity Jesus made but Trump would never make was when Satan offered him up the world, Christ refused. Trump would have fallen to his knees and offered up his first born to sweeten the deal.

Hmm, but really Jesus could never be like Trump because Trump doesn’t like saviors if they die.

James Kendall

Walker