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Letter to the Editor: U.S. Senate milkshake

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After watching the imPEACHment on Fox News and CNN, that wasted five days, I've come to the conclusion that the left can't make a peach milkshake.

I will admit that I didn't watch all of the five days, but when I did, the talking heads of the Democratic impeachment managers spewed the same rhetoric trying to make a milkshake.

The left says "we are going to make you a peach milkshake."

The left brings out vanilla ice cream, milk and vanilla bean flavoring, mixes together and says to the right, "Here is your shake."

The right then says, "You're supposed to make us a peach shake."

The left then brings out, in a different order, milk, vanilla bean flavoring and vanilla ice cream, mixes together and says "Here is your shake."

The right says again, "You're supposed to make peach."

The left once again brings out vanilla bean flavoring, vanilla ice cream and milk, mixes together and says "Here is your shake."

The right says one more time, "You didn't make us a peach shake."

I do feel that the left has some very good wordsmiths, but they just didn't deliver the peach milkshake.

Trying to get a different result using the same argument over and over is idiocy.

Bill Mossor

Harrisville

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