Look Back: Instrumental in starting school, ‘shaver’ earned high praise
Historical newspaper excerpts from the Wood County Historical Society
A shaver
A most unaccountable prejudice exists in the community against shavers (barbers), in general. One would suppose no class more liable to be made the sport of “fierce Democracy” than these necessary and innocent members of society. This, in our enlightened opinion, is directly the reverse of what it should be. Shavers ought to occupy the highest round in the ladder of public estimation, because they are the prime contributors to the happiness of men, and do more to enable them to present fair countenances to the world, and to the other sex, than any other set of humanity.
However, we may be wrong. Our general remark has been induced by the treatment we have experienced under the professional direction of a particular — and when we say, that particular is no other than the justly illustrious, far famed and world known, though strictly barberous, Prof. Simmons, wonder, that we regard Shavers in so favorable a light, will cease, and our estimate of their worth will meet the concurrences of all civilization. The Professor shaves neither too lightly or too deeply; but observes that “happy mean” so well calculated to satisfy the subject and to reflect honor upon the operator. In addition to his favorite and more legitimate mystery of shaving, he sometimes enacts the part of hair-dresser — a science in which he is, not only unexcelled, but without a rival. At great trouble and expense — the latter a matter of small moment to him — the Professor has just received, by Magnetic Telegraph, an invoice of the inimitable Cephatico lotion, direct from Pekin, a compound which, he assures us, will cause the hair “to bloom” — and in cases of unusual fertility of soil — “to blossom as the rose.”
Ho! then, all you who vainly attempt to imitate the visage of the Alpine sheep, and all ye whose pates offer, to the frosts of winter, no impediment — ho! to the Emporium, and be sure the dimes accompany you.
The Parkersburg Gazette
Feb. 11, 1847
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