I plead guilty - I listen to talk radio at night. (A habit that will have to be given up once school starts!) A program I enjoy, when I can stay awake, is "Overnight America" with Jon Grayson. He offered up these product warnings the other night. One has to wonder what people did, or tried to do, to warrant these warnings being printed in the first place. These are from "The Funny Pages," a publication from the United Kingdom, "In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity. Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods." Enjoy!