Shadowy info sources

Alert! This just in: A news item, an article or an opinion piece in a newspaper, magazine or periodical from an unknown location on an undetermined date with an anonymous source stating the following from a well informed, high ranking source within one of the two prominent political parties representing a country most of us love and respect.

Sources requesting anonymity disclosed that efforts are being made by one of the aforementioned parties to produce a commercial ad with a soundtrack of a female stating, “… all you men. Shut up and step up!” and followed by four symbolic cracks of a whip during the upcoming campaigns. This highly regarded, honest and trustworthy anonymous source related that should this ad prove popular, all indications are that the ad will replace any pledges of allegiance to country or references to God that take place prior to this unnamed country convening any public meeting of elected officials.

James A. Canary